Sunday, December 25, 2011

Happy Holidays From Sassy Simone

Hey, guys! Well, it's Christmas and everyone is raving about all of the very cool gifts! I have a really cool pre-Xmas gift.


It's my very own NOOK tablet!






YAY ME!

Happy Holidays!

Friday, December 16, 2011

Is Cartoon Network being "Male-Dominated"?

Hey, guys. It's been a while since I've posted some stuff. The reason I was on this blog haitus is a long story, but I'm back with something that will leave you saying,"Hmm?"

Have you ever noticed that on Cartoon Network, they have been programing shows that are gearing towards boys? Let me rephrase that. Is Cartoon Nework turning into a "Boyz Only" station?

When's the last time you saw a female character on a Cartoon Network cartoon? It seems like CN is turning against female programing in this era. Shows like Adventure Time, Regular Show and The Amazing World of Gumball have one thing in common(besides their wacky,surreal misadventures.):

The main characters are boys.

There are girls in the show(of course.), but they're potrayed as either eye candy to the male protagonist(i.e, Finn and Princess Bubblegum, Mordecai and Margret, Gumball and Penny.), prima donas who only think about themselves(i.e, Lumpy Space Princess.) or stereotypical teenagers that do very bland, stereotypical things.

Ir's really mind-boggling that CN  is making programing geared toward the male demographic instead of the female demographic. Now, there were a couple of shows that were aimed at girls on Cartoon Network. Here's a short list of girl shows CN aired.

  • PowerPuff Girls
  • Totally Spies
  • HiHi PuffyAmiYumi

Sadly, theese shows don't air on CN anymore. So, what are we going to do with this situation?

Well, I was researching and there was this article by a woman who's concerned with the problem and she had this great idea.

Here's The Link To The  Article:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCQQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scribd.com%2Fdoc%2F72193346%2FWhere-Are-the-Chicks-on-Cartoon-Network&ei=0qbqTqPFBsmXtwfo9ZHkCg&usg=AFQjCNEiWH55tHz2RIV-FVHjNzmokpJL9g&sig2=jP9MlbS2_Kg7saAvVefTZg

She had this project called New Chicks on The Block, a block on Cartoon Network that will air cartoons dedicated to the female demographic. If this block was on, I would totally watch it. Would you?

Bottom line, Cartoon Network is being sexist and if the New Chicks on The Block happens, this problem will disappear.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Coming Soon: The Sassy Reports

Coming Soon To A Sassy Point Of View

A Video Series that has everything cool!

The Sassy Report!

Staring Your Host:

Sassy Simone!

Coming Soon!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

I' ve Been Busy With School and Ponies as Humans

Well, it's been a while since I've posted ANYTHING on this blog. I've been busy with school, homework, friends and family. But, in the meantime, I'm going to show you some My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic(one of the greatest show EVER!) fanarts.

Note: All of the ponies will be humans

Twilight Sparkle as a human


Pinkie Pie as a human



Rainbow Dash as a human


Princesses Celestia and Luna as humans

FlutterShy as a human


Rarity as a human


AppleJack as a human



Spike as a Human



Cutie Mark Crusaders as Humans


All 6 of the ponies as humans




 I hope you enjoy these, Bronies! Bye!

Friday, August 26, 2011

My 15th Birthday

OMG! Tomorow will be my 15th birthday! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

Hope I'll get a lot of presents and cake!


BYYEEEE!


Thursday, August 18, 2011

Sassy's Summer Movie Reivews

Ok,  so it's been a while since I blogged and the reason why is because I've been going to this really cool school called the Institute Of Positive Learning (IPL for short). IPL has been a great experience for me because I did some really mathematical stuff such as going on a pontoon boat ride at The Fountain Of Youth at  Ponce Deleon Springs, Florida, and making my own pancakes at the Sugar Mill  there at the springs, I also made some new friends along the way! One of the coolest things that we have been doing is going to the local movie theater every Wednesday and seeing  movies that are super radical! The three movies that I've enjoyed most are about a Great Dane fitting-in in California, a little girl with a spunky, yet annoying spirit, and a nanny who has magical powers. These flicks are at the top of my list. Read the three reviews on the movies I've seen below. 

1. Nanny McPhee Returns 





This is a sequel to the first Nanny Mcphee movie (which I haven't seen before). This movie stars Emma Thompson as Nanny McPhee. This movie is about a bunch of corrupt and spoiled little children who change through Nanny McPhee's 5 lessons(and a little bit of magic from her cane!). From synchronized swimming pigs, to flying cars, this movie is something you'll enjoy for your whole family.  My Rating: 10/10










2. Ramona and Beezus




This movie is based on the book by Beverly Cleary, and it stars Selena Gomez as Beezus and Joey King as Ramona. It's about a 9 year old girl named Ramona and she has a lot of crazy ideas to help her family save their house. From going on a peanut butter commercial, to helping her aunt get married to her ex-boyfriend, to embarrassing her big sis Beezus, Ramona is a one of a kind, spunky pest that you have to love!  

I love Selena Gomez playing the part of the big sister Beezus, but the main character Ramona is a really cool character because even though she's a pest, she has a very spunky imagination! Move over, Junie B. Jones! Because Ramona Quimby is in the house! My Rating: 10/10







3. Marmaduke


This movie may have been based on a comic strip in the Sunday paper (I never read the paper.), but between Jake from Adventure Time and this Great Dane, I would choose Marmaduke as the greatest talking dog in the canine entertainment industry (sorry, Jake!).
 
This movie is all about a Great Dane named Marmaduke and his human family that  moves from Kansas to California and  his adventures in fitting in this snooty dog park, getting the dog of his dreams to notice him and have exciting dance numbers!

Sure, this movie may have a lot of bullying and gross humor, but it has a lesson about fitting in and family. My favorite part of the movie is when Marmaduke enters a surf contest and defeats the champion! I also discovered that the teenage daughter in the movie is played by Caroline Sunshine (you know, Tinka from Shake It Up!) and some other well known celebs such as George Lopez (who voiced the cat) and Fergie(from the Black Eyed Peas) who voiced Marmaduke's crush are in this great family comedy film!  My Rating: 10/10

Well,  that's it for my reviews! Hope you like them! TTFN from Sassy Simone!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

So Random Parody Sketches

 I love the  sketches on the Disney Channel show So Random! So, I have 3 parody sketches that So Random should do.
1. Adventure Time Parody

Cast:

Chad as Finn(Chad would look cute in a Finn hat!)
Nico as Jake
Grady as Ice King(Seeing Grady with a long beard makes me LOL!)
Twani as Princess Bubblegum
Zora as Lumpy Space Princess

If Sonny was still on the show, she could play PB and Twani could play Marceline.

2. The Amazing World of Gumball Parody

Cast:

Nico as Gumball
Chad as Darwin
Grady as Mr. Watterson
Twani as Mrs. Watterson
Zora as Anais

3. Regular Show Parody *

Cast:

Chad as Mordecai
Zora as Rigby
Grady as Benson
Nico as Pops
Twani as Margret

*Other People(AKA celeberties) will play Skips, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost

What Do you Think?

Sunday, June 12, 2011

iParty With Victorious


                                       







OMG! Yesterday, I watched the iCarly and Victorious crossover TV event, iParty With Victorious. There was a whole lot of laughs, action and a whole lot of surprises along the way. In this episode, Carly, Sam, Freddie, Spencer and Gibby go all the way to LA to crash a big party and catch Carly's cheating boyfriend who was also hanging out with Tori. Also, there's a special guest star and can you guess who it is? It's Kennan Thompson from Kennan and Kel! I also loved the rap battle between Rex and Sam, Carly, Sam and Freddie's disguises, the hot tub stunt where Sinjin falls into the hot tub(LOL!) and most of all, the mash up of  Leave It All To Me(iCarly's theme song) and Make It Shine(Victorious's theme song). Wasn't Miranda Cosgrove and Victoria Justice great together singing both their theme songs? I give the whole crossover event a 100%! Until next time, this is Sassy Simone saying TTFN!














Saturday, June 4, 2011

Catgirl Cheerleaders:Chapter 2

Chapter 2: The Story Begins, Part 2




When we last saw Jade Kazi, she was lamenting about never being popular, after a unpleasant day at school. Suddenly, a shining comet comes towards Jade, blinding her. When she wakes up, she discovers that she's in a out of the ordinary world with a different outfit on. The question is, where is she?
 
Jade walks towards the castle. All of a sudden, a young boy in a guard uniform appears. "Greetings, Jade Kazi.", the boy said. "H-how did you know my name?". Jade stammered, looking surprised and confused. "Her Majesty The Queen of Cheertopia asked me to find you." "What's Cheertopia?", Jade asks. "Well, Jade, the place you landed in is called Cheertopia. When a human like you comes here, they have on a very special garb when they arrive.", the guard boy explains. "So, that's why my clothes changed. But why am I here? Am I here to become popular?", Jade asked. The boy chuckled. "Oh, my. Aren't you a girl with many questions. For all of your answers, follow me." So that's what Jade did.
 
 
The castle looks so elegant inside, Jade thought. Suddenly, the guard boy stopped to a big door and opens it up. "This is the queen's throne room.", he says. "Wow!", Jade exclaims. "It's amazing!" The throne room looked beautiful with the shades of hot pink walls and white jewels on the walls. What was really astounding was the throne. The throne was cream-colored with a mauve backing. Suddenly, a beautiful woman with long, cotton candy blue hair wearing a rainbow colored dress with white gloves and a bejewled crown appeared.
 
 "Oh, It's Her Majesty Queen Spectrum!", the guard boy exclaimed, bowing down. Jade curtsied, because the queen was a great ruler and Jade wanted to be respectful as possible. "Welcome to Cheertopia, Jade.", the queen said in a gentle voice. "I wanted to talk to you because Cheertopia needs your help. Jeremy, could you leave the room, please?" "Of course, Your Majesty.", Jeremy says, complying the queen's orders. As soon as he left, Jade asks, "Why am I here? What's the matter?" Queen Spectrum was silent for a second and then, she began. "Long ago, Cheertopia was a happy place, with laughter and peace. Then, a bunch of invaders called the Ferries came and took over the land. It was a sad time for the citizens, until one day a group called the Catgirl Cheerleaders came and saved us from the Ferries. Now, the Ferries want to take over not only Cheertopia, but now your world." Jade gasped. "That's terrible! They can't take over Earth!"
 
 "Well, they can, Jade. That's why I want you to be a Catgirl Cheerleader, so that you can save Cheertopia and Earth.", Queen Spectrum says. Jade could not belive this. "So your going to make me do this alone, Queen Spectrum?", she asked. "Of course not. You will have friends to do it." She took something out of her pocket and gave it to Jade. The items she gave her were 6 colored touch screen cellphones.
 
One was red, the other one was blue, then green, yellow, pink and purple. How am I supposed to carry 6 cellphones?, Jade thought. Queen Spectrum must have read Jade's mind when she gave her a cat-shaped pouch. "One more thing I want to give you. If you ever want to come here again, use this.", the queen said, giving her a ruby red diary with a crescent on it. "All you have to say is, 'Take me to Cheertopia' and you'll be here in a snap. I'm counting on you, Jade Kazi." In a respectful and loud voice, Jade says, "I won't let you down, Your Queenliness." "Oh, and I almost forgot, if you want to go back home, you can open your diary, and say, 'Take me back home.'", The queen reminded Jade. "Ok, I'll try it. Take me back home!", Jade yelled. All of a sudden, a gust of strong wind swirled around Jade, causing her to close her eyes.
 
When she opened her eyes back, Jade was in her bedroom at her house, with her same dirty clothes back on. That was strange, Jade thought, looking at her new ruby red diary and her new pouch. Suddenly, there was a red light coming near Jade. The light came closer and closer until it revealed a fairy-type creature with cat ears and a tail. The fairy had on a cheerleader outfit with a crescent clip in her pink hair.
"Hey, Jade, what's up?", the fairy said in a high-pitched voice. Jade was startled, but she asked, "Who are you?" "Oh, my! I forgot my manners. My name is Rubia, the mascot for Catgirl Cheerleader Ruby. In other words, you!" "Me? Catgirl Cheerleader Ruby? Is that why I had on ruby red clothing in Cheertopia and a ruby red diary?", Jade asked Rubia. "Of course. According to legend, there are 9 squad members in the Catgirl Cheerleaders." "Then why are there 6 cellphones in my pouch?" "Hmm? Maybe Queen Spectrum gave you 6 for a starter Captain. Maybe, one day, we will find the others.", Rubia explained. She looked at Jade's dirty clothes.
 
"What happened here?" "I fell in a mud puddle when I was walking to school this morning. I was totally mortified when Stephanie and her clique came and laughed at me.", Jade said, flushing just thinking about it. "Well that's terrible, but I can fix this mess, lickity split, using my magic.", Rubia said, waving her hand. "1,2,3,4, dirty clothing, no more!" Suddenly, in a flash, Jade's clothes were clean again. "Wow, Rubia, that was amazing! What else can you do?" "Well, I can tell you about that Cheerphone you've got in that pouch you have." "Cheerphone? What's that?", Jade asked. "If you open the pouch and pick the red phone, I'll explain." So that's what Jade did. She unzipped the pouch and picked out the red phone.
 
"The Cheerphone is what every Cheertopian uses. However, for a Catgirl Cheerleader, this is also used as a device for transforming. It can also send IMs and texts from Queen Spectrum or anyone else on Earth. Oh, and it can also take pictures and have really cool applications.", Rubia explains. "Like what?" "Like CheerTunes, a place where you can listen to music and CheerTube, a place where you can make videos with the built-in  webcam that's already installed into this phone." "That's so cool!", Jade said, looking impressed. All of a sudden, there was a knock on the door.
 
 It's Jessie! What am I going to do?, Jade panicked to herself. She didn't want to tell Jessie that she went to a unknown place and met a queen who chose her to be captain of a magical cheer squad. "I almost forgot. Mascots can turn into either two things, a human or a cat. Which one do you want me to transform into?", Rubia asked. "A cat. Quickly!", Jade replied. So, Rubia clapped her hands and surprisingly, she transformed into a orange tabby cat with a red bow on her tail and hid under Jade's bed.
 
Instantly, Jessie opened the door. "Hey, sister. How was your day?", she asked. "Not so good. I had some embarrassing situations at school.", Jade replied. "Well, I just wanted to tell you that dinner will be ready in about 23 minutes." "OK, Jessie." After Jessie left, Jade told Rubia to come out from under the bed. Rubia turned back into her fairy form and said, "It was very dark under your bed, Jade." "Sorry, Rubia. Anyway, back to this Cheerphone. How do you turn it on?", Jade asked. "Um, hello? It has a power button." "Oh, I forgot.", Jade said, looking a little embarrassed. So, she turned on the phone when suddenly, it sparkles a red light. "That's what happens when you turn it on.", Rubia indicated.
 
The Cheerphone had a lot of cute icons, but there was one icon that was in the middle. The icon had a cute cat on it and beneath the cat, it said, "Transformation". Another icon had a little music symbol and underneath it, it said, "CheerTunes".
 
"This phone is so cool!", Jade declares. Just then, another knock on her door interrupts her cool new phone. "Rubia, I want you to transform into a human.", Jade ordered Rubia. "Ok, Jade. As you wish.", Rubia says. Clapping her hands, she changes into a regular human girl. Even though Rubia was human, she still had on her outfit when she was a mascot.
 
Just then, Jessie came in and opened the door. "Mom told me to tell you that dinner is ready. Who's this?", she asked, seeing Rubia. "This is my new friend, Rubia. We met at lunch and she wanted to know what it's like having dinner at my house.", Jade lied. She didn't want to tell her older sister that her "new friend" was really a mascot fairy. "Why is she wearing a cheerleaders costume with cat ears and a cat tail?", Jessie asked. "Well, she wants to be a cheerleader when she grows up and she was just playing dress up. Right, Rubia?" "That's right, Jade. I'm so happy to be here with my new friend!", Rubia exclaims. With a friendly look on her face, she follows Jade and Jessie into the dining room.
 
As soon as they get to the table, Rubia had a sparkling glint in her eyes when she saw all of the mouth-watering food. There was a basket full of breadsticks, salad bowls, a fresh homemade pizza and a whole bunch of pastries such as doughnuts, cookies and eclairs, Jade's favorite. "Well, you guys, dig in!", Mrs. Kazi said. Everyone began eating, especially Rubia. She had never had this food before and it was her first time eating regular food as a human girl.
 
"This food is so good!", Rubia exclaimed, with her mouth full of pizza. "I know. My mom went to a fancy cooking school in Paris before she had Jessie and me.", Jade said. "That's why she opened the Kazi Cafe. Right, Mom?" "That's right, my pumpkin. It's been 5 years since the cafe opened up.", Mrs. Kazi said. "And now, It's the talk of the town. Anyway, let's talk about what you did at school, Jade." Jade panicked because she didn't want to talk about the bad grade she got in class.
 
She was about to tell her about it, when suddenly, Rubia gasped. "What's wrong?", Jade asked. "I need to talk to you, in private.", Rubia said. So, Jade asked her mom if she could be excused from the table and then, after leaving the table and going to Jade's bedroom, Rubia changed back into mascot form. "What's the problem?", Jade asked. "I sense that there are Ferries coming.", Rubia replied. "Go! Get your Cheerphone and go outside!" So, Jade got her Cheerphone, went out of her window and ran to a nearby street. "You have to transform first!", Rubia exclaimed. "I'll transform later when I see these Ferries.", Jade said. Suddenly, she saw three girls with raven dark hair and purple cheerleader outfits approaching her. Jade knew
what to do, but will it be the right choice?
 
To Be Continued...
 
I'll post Part 3 later in the month. Bye!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Catgirl Cheerleaders: A story series by Sassy Simone

This very cool story is written by me. I'm hoping that it'll be published into a manga and then an anime show. I hope you will enjoy Jade, Jessie and the rest of their friends on their epic journey to save Cheertopia. I'll begin with Chapter 1 on this month and then I'll post the rest of the chapters in the following months. You can also comment my story and if you don't like it, say it with love!

Catgirl Cheerleaders

By Sassy Simone
 
Volume 1




Chapter 1: The Story Begins, Part 1



"Jade, Jade! We love you! Jade, can I get your autograph? Oh, Jade, you are so popular!", The crowd shouts out. 12 year old Jade Kazi was dreaming again about being popular.
Her dream was interrupted by a "Beep, Beep" sound. "Oh My Gosh! I'm going to be late for school again!", Jade exclaimed, noticing that her alarm clock was beeping. Jade rushed to the bathroom, where once again, her older sister Jessica(also known as Jessie to her friends) was there. "Jessie! I need to get ready for school, now!", Jade yelled.
 "Well, too bad, so sad. I guess you need to be first at everything, like me.", Jessie said. Why can't I be like Jessie?, Jade thought. Probably because I'm not the first born. "Look, I need to go to school, so I want you to get out of the way, please?," Jade said, impatiently. Jessie sighed and said, "OK, Jade. You win this time."
 
So, Jade brushed her teeth, took a quick shower and put on her school outfit. A bright bubblegum pink T-shirt with blue suspenders, a purple miniskirt and neon green and yellow tube socks. To top of the outfit, Jade put on her favorite purple polka-dotted newsboy cap and her blue Converse shoes. Then, while Jessie was making herself a protein shake, Jade grabbed a chocolate eclair her mom makes for the cafe.
 
The Kazi Cafe was one of the most popular bakeries in the area. After school, when Jade and Jessie were not busy, they would help out at the cafe, serving customers and baking muffins, doughnuts, eclairs, cupcakes, cookies, you name it. Jade would love it if her friends Gennie and Cassie worked with her. She also wouldn't mind if the new girls Lulu and Mary worked with her, too.
 
Anyway, Jade rushes out of her house with her backpack in one hand and her cell phone in the other. However, when she got to the school's grassy campus, she trips and falls into a giant mud puddle, ruining her outfit. Oh, great! This is just great!, Jade thought. Just then, Stephanie Von Strapp, the most popular cheerleader in school, comes with her clique. "Hey, look! Jade fell in a mud puddle. What a dirty loser she is.", Stephanie teases, as her clique laughs away. Jade can feel her cheeks turn a shade of pink, but she hurries up for class, ignoring Stephanie's comment.
 
As she runs into the classroom, the teacher says, "Jade, you're late, again. Why are you dirty?" "Well, while I was coming here, I tripped and fell in a mud puddle.", Jade replied. "Well, I hope that you did'nt you make up that excuse for the math test were having today." Jade froze up and turned ghost white. She didn't know about the test and never studied for it. As she sat down in her seat and the teacher gave her the paper, Jade panicked. "Your test starts...now!", the teacher says. Jade thought about what her mom said. "Try your best." Even if she did try her best, she worried more about if she failed the quiz.
 
Later that day at lunch, Jade was sitting with her two best friends, Gennie Miku and Cassie Yamabashi. She wondered if Lulu and Mary could join them one day instead of eating at the same table they always sat at. "That was a super hard test, but I hope I don't fail.", Jade said to her friends. "Oh, come on Jade, my darling. Taking a test is easy, like talking to cute boys or shopping.", Cassie said. "Don't be silly, Cassie. It's not like Jade is dyslexic or anything like that. I think that she will pass.", Gennie said. But Jade was not exactly sure. Gennie may be a good friend, but she was also the most smartest girl in school and Jade was the kind of girl that liked to slack off her homework.
 
Just then, Phieneas Sato, the cutest guy on the school's basketball team, was walking towards the table where Jade, Gennie and Cassie was sitting. Cassie started putting on her makeup. Jade and Gennie stared at her. "What?", she asked. "This is what all of the teen superstars do in movies when a boy is approaching their table." Almost everything Cassie does is based on some movie she watches, Jade thought to herself. Every girl in school had a crush on Phieneas, especially Cassie, who had an on and off crush on him. Jade wished she was a popular cheerleader on the squad to cheer him and his fellow teammates to victory. But, unlike Jessie, who's very athletic, Jade's the opposite of her sister. She's just not the sporty type and she can be very clumsy on the rope in gym class. When Phieneas comes towards Jade's table, Jade smiles and says out loud, "Hi, Phieneas!" and everyone in the whole cafeteria stared at her. Jade flushes in embarrassment, hoping that he didn't notice, but he did. "Hey, Jada.", Phieneas says. He got my name wrong!, she thought, mortified and humiliated. After lunch, when Jade got her test back from the teacher, she was horrified when she saw red circles on her test paper. How could she face her parents?
 
After school, Cassie and Gennie asked Jade if she would like to go to the mall with them. "I'd love to, but I can't. I have stuff to do at the cafe.", she replied dejectedly. While she was walking home, Jade talked to herself. "What a terrible day! I never do anything right! It's not fair that my sister is 100 percent perfect at everything! Why can't I do anything right?! Why can't I be like Jessie?! Jessie's perfect at everything and everyone likes her!", she pauses to kick a can on the ground. Then, she breaks down on the ground and yells out, "WHY CAN'T I BE POPULAR?! I'LL NEVER BE PERFECT AT ANYTHING! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!" All of a sudden, A bright comet comes falling down towards Jade, causing her to close her eyes. When she wakes up, she discovers that she was not wearing her muddy clothes anymore. Instead, Jade is wearing a ruby red cape outfit with magenta leggings with a pair of white boots and pink gloves. What really surprised Jade the most was that she wasn't on the path where she had her breakdown. All she saw in front of her was a beautiful castle with pink and white jewels on it. If this isn't Earth, Jade thought to herself, Where am I?




To Be Continued...
 
Tune in next month for The Story Begins, Part 2 to find out what happens to Jade and the mysterious castle.

Sassy's Summer Suggestion List

It's Summer Time, at last! Time for us kids to relax after a whole year of teachers and homework. Here are my suggestions for having the BEST SUMMER EVER!

  1. Watch the season 3 premiere of Adventure Time! Also, watch the iCarly and Victorious crossover event, iParty With Victorious(It will be a blast!)
  2. Eat a cheeseburger at Fuddruckers and have some ice cream at Cold Stone Creamery
  3. Take a stroll around Lake Eola(It's in Downtown Orlando, if you live there.)
  4. Go to camp(It doesn't have to be a regular camp. It can be something that you like, such as acting camp or art camp.)
  5. Make some funny videos on Youtube (Hey! You might be the next big thing. A lot of big names got their big break thanks to Youtube.)
  6. Read the latest books(I recommend the new Yours Truly, Lucy B. Parker book, Vote For Me! and, if you are a manga fan, try reading ChocoMimi.)
  7. Watch Movies
  8. Go to the Pool
  9. Hang out at the mall
  10. Throw Parties
  11. Go to the Beach
And most of all, have a BLAST! Happy Summer Vacay!

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Lucy B. Parker Look-Alike Contest

Attention, all fans of the Yours Truly, Lucy B. Parker book series. I have a cool contest idea and you are going to love it! All you have to do is take a picture of you as Lucy B. Parker and send it to me via beglamcosmetics@gmail.com. The girl with the most features of Lucy will win the new Lucy B. Parker book. So, go and grab a camera, upload it and send it to me at  Gmail. May the best Lucy win!







This is an independant contest, and is no way connected to the publishers of the book series or the author Robin Palmer

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

To Date or Not to Date..Are You Ready?

Dating. It's everywhere in the world. On TV shows, movies and real life. Girls want to have boyfriends to be happy. On shows on Nickelodeon and Disney Channel, they show the "perfect relationship" stuff, not the ugly stuff in real life. Sure, you may think that kissing is fun, girls, but in real life, did you know that the guy that your kissing has a secret that could cost you in a couple of years? The guy that you think he's "The one"  may  have HIV/AIDS and may pass it to you. And are you girls ready to have a baby and give up your happy teenhood for dirty dipers and crying through the night? Are you girls ready for a whole bunch of BROKEN HEARTS? Think about the things that may happen to you if you DATE. Are you really ready? 
 



Are you ready for THIS?

Sunday, April 3, 2011

KCA'S 2011

This year's Kids Choice Awards on Nick was superb! The show was very entertaining with awards, celebrities, and of course THE SLIME! Here are some of my favorite highlights about the show this year. I'll do a list of  people, books and video game who won a orange blimp afterwards!


  • Jack Black's entrance was funny because he was singing "I Gotta Feeling" by The Black Eyed Peas and then, when he was on stage, Jack was dancing with The Black Eyed Peas.  It was totally LOL!
  • The Arm Fart Contest was super HILARIOUS!
  • Big Time Rush and Snoop Dog's performance was awesome!(Especially the part where  Snoop got SLIMED!)
  • Willow Smith's performance was "Hair Whipping" fun!(I loved her performance outfit! You know, the orange tutu outfit.)
  • The World Record with the monster truck was RADICAL!
  • Justin Timberlake's speech for wining the Big Help Award was inspiring.
  • JIm Carey's arrival was surprising because I haven't seen him in a long time.

And now, here are the faves you voted for who won a Orange Blimp!

  1. Favorite Movie Actor-Johnny Depp
  2. Favorite Buttkicker-Jackie Chan
  3. Favorite Female Athlete-Lindsey Vonn
  4. Favorite Voice Actor From An Animated Movie-Eddie Murphy
  5. Favorite Movie-The Karate Kid
  6. Favorite Book-The Diary of A Wimpy Kid Series
  7. Favorite TV Actress-Selena Gomez
  8. Favorite Male Singer/ Favorite Song-Justin Bieber and "Baby"
  9. Favorite Female Singer-Katy Perry
  10. The Big Help Award-Justin Timberlake
  11. Favorite Animated Movie-Dispicible Me
  12. Favorite Male Athlete-Shaquille O'Neal
  13. Favorite Cartoon-Spongebob Squarepants
  14. Favorite Music Group-The Black Eyed Peas
  15. Favorite TV Actor-Dylan Sprouse
  16. Favorite Video Game-Just Dance 2
  17. Favorite TV Show-iCarly
  18. Favorite Reality Show-American Idol
  19. Favorite TV Sidekick-Jennette McCurdy
  20. Arm Fart Champion-Josh Dummhel
  21. Favorite Movie Actress-Miley Cyrus

Friday, March 25, 2011

KId's Choice Awards 2011

Ok. The 2011 KCA's on Nickeloden is coming! Everyone, mark you calenders for one of the most coolest award shows on Cable TV and don't forget to go on Nick.com/KCAs to vote for your faves. The celeberties are counting on you, the whole world is counting on you and I, Sassy Simone, is counting on you! Vote, Vote, VOTE!  And don't forget, the Kid's Choice Awards are on Saturday, April 2, hosted by none other than the talented, kung fu fighting, mexican wrestler, rockstar himself  Jack Black! Hope you see it! Bye!

PS. I'll be doing another blog after the KCA's end to see who won a orange blimp.



Monday, March 21, 2011

Gino's Pizza

Last Week, My mom and I went to downtown Orlando to try out the BEST pizza ever at this place called Gino's. The pizza there was so good, but I was shocked to see that celeberties like Brittney Spears, Puff Daddy and  the  former President of The United States himself, George Bush came here. Even  the Orlando Magic players come here to get a slice or two before a big game. It's sooo good, take it from me. The pizza was the best pizza I've ever eaten! If you are visting Orlando, Try Gino's Pizza. It's The Bomb!!!!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Music Video: Victroria Justice

http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/victoria-justice-beggin-on-your-knees-music-video-full-version.html

This Music video is about Victoria Justice and her friends trying to catch a cheater. You will Love it! Just click on the link above.

ChocoMimi

 I've been searching for a cool and parent approved manga, a manga that does not have anything with witches(Majoko) or a manga where the main character is trying to fit in with a christian group and has false beliefs(Serenity). Well, I found a cool one called ChocoMimi. It's all about 2 best friends who are fashionistas. It's a  pretty cool manga and they've even made a TV show in Japan about it.





Well , I Luv it. Bye!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Sassy's Day Of Love

 Happy belated Valentines Day! Hope your V-day was a great one with hugs, candy, kisses and romance. Here's what my mom did for me for V-day. She bought us heart shaped ravioli(red and white.) Then, she baked us a chocolate chip cookie in a heart shaped pan(which it so good, that my step dad ate it all). At my therapy center(where I do Speech and Physical Therapy), they did a V-day party. Everyone gave me candies, cards and valentines because I was so nice. Anyway, My mom is going to update a picture of me holding the heart shaped cookie.

Friday, February 4, 2011

My Tooth Troubles

Everyone knows that going to the dentist is super scary, but it is scary. In fact, I have a true story to tell you guys and it goes like this:

Once upon a time, I was dancing in her room, until all of a sudden, I chipped half of my tooth on the banister of my bed! I was brave and did not cry(after all, I'm 14 years old.), but it left me looking like a snagglepuss. So, you know what my mom did? She called the dentist and I was nervous that the dentist would pull my tooth out. But guess what happend? The dentist didn't hurt me, but he did tell me that I had to get this super scary surgery thing where the dentist puts a big needle in my mouth and the rips open the guts in my tooth and afterward, replaces the tooth with a fake one. But my mom says I don't need that stupid surgery. So tomorow, I'm going to another dentist and they will see if I need a surgery or not. I'm hoping I won't, but if I do, I will be brave and fearless like Finn from Adventure Time on Cartoon Network.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Music Video: Metro Station's "Shake It"

This is the frist time I'm going to put a music video here. Metro Station has a lot of cool songs, but one of my  favorites is Shake It. Fun Fact: Trace Cyrus, lead singer of MS, is the half brother of superstar sensation Miley Cyrus! How cool is that?! Well, Enjoy the video.


Saturday, January 22, 2011

Broken Glass: Victorious

This video is very funny!!!!!
 Just click on this link below:
http://www.theslap.com/clips/robbie-sings-broken-glass

Shake It Up: A very cool show







This is An Awesome Show!!!!!!

Step Afrika

Last Thursday, I went to a show called Step Afika and I want to tell you all about it. You see, Step Afrika is an African-American organization that teaches the African American dance of stepping. Stepping is an African American type of dance that has the combination of stomping feet,shouting and a whole lot of other moves.

In honor of Martin Luther King, Jr day(which was the past Monday.), Rollins College (if you live in Orlando, you will probably know where it is) invited Step Afrika to do a show, as part of their MLK celebrations. To start the show off, three students performed acapella versions of three songs heard on the radio(Taio Cruz's "Dynomite", There Goes My Baby by a group that Mom dislikes and Bruno Mars's "Just The Way You Are"). After that,  two dance  groups performed their moves for us. LSS(Long Story Short), the dancing was so amazing, that the whole auditorium was roaring with cheers(I was cheering the loudest, but my mom made me stop and and do one cheer, because my screaming almost made my mom go deaf). After all of that fun, Step Afrika came and did the most spectacular performance EVER! I wish i could post the entire performance for you to see, but I can't,  so I'm going to post a videos from the performance.






Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Happy New Year!

Finally, it's 2011! YAY! WHOOO! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Here are my New Year Resolutions.

  1. To be in a play(because, one day, I may be an actress as my part time career beside my career of being a pastry chef.)
  2. To do stuff without my parents asking me to do it.
  3. To learn American Sign Language(because I like it, ever since watching Signing Time! Besides, when I was about 3 years old, I was hearing impaired, and my mom used to teach me sign language.) 
  4. To read more books.
  5. To go on a road trip in the summer.
  6. To meet a celebrity(someone like Miranda Cosgrove, Justin Bieber, Zendaya and Bella Thorne from Shake It Up!, Selena Gomez or the School Gyrls).
  7. To do well in school(especially Math)

What are your New Year Resolutions? Comment Me. For now, have a HAPPY and safe 2011. :)