When you watch WEtv(The Women's Entertainment Television Network.), what do you see besides the Braxon's reality show and some Sinbad guy that nobody cares about?
Wedding shows, wedding shows and MOAR wedding shows. It has more wedding shows than Food Network has cooking shows.
But there's one show on their wedding lineup that really bothers me to no end. It's Bridezillas.
All it's about are these Bride-to-Be's who act like the biggest self-centered jerks and throw temper tantrums.
Well, I'm going to fix this by making a very simple Handy Dandy Guide to Brideziillas and making it watchable, enjoyable and complaint-free.
Step 1: The Tittle
When you think of the tittle, you think of a big green lizard in a wedding dress. Well, it's a lie because, it's NOT a cool action show. Instead, all you see is a bunch of brides going nuts over stupid stuff that CAN BE REPAIRED! I think that the tittle should be "Horrible Brdes" instead of Bridezillas.
Step 2: Stop The Bride's Freakouts
Every time my mom watches the show, all I see is nothing but the bride FREAKING OUT over stuff such as their cake's not the right flavor or her husband isn't on time. In order to stop this annoying thing, I think that they should ask the brides to keep it together and take some aspirin.
Step 3: Make The Husbands Stand Up Against The Bride
Here's another thing that irks me about the show. The husbands never put their foot down and stand up against the bride. Instead, they act like their scared and just cringe when their brides act up. Well, here's something that they should do. MAN UP! Tell the bride that if she freaks out, you can just say goodbye to the beautiful marriage.
Step 4: Calm Down!
Like I said in step 2, the brides act like it's the end of the world if the flowers are ruined or the cake isn't the right flavor. Listen, I know that weddings are stressful, but to act up like a little kid is....well, not necessary. And also, this is TV. Imagine what the viewers would think of you if they saw you destroying your own flower bouquet like a 5-year-old. Remember: IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!
And if those 4 steps don't work, there's always...
Step 6: Just Cancel The Show!
I know that this is one of WEtv's most popular show on it's WE Go Bridal lineup, but come on! I don't mind looking at beauiful brides getting married, but what I don't want to see is some bride who's making their wedding miserable for everyone. Not to mention embarrassing themselves on National Television.
And that's my Handy Dandy Guide on making "Horrible Brides" watchable, enjoyable and complaint free.
If you like this, feel free to coment on it. If not, you can just keep it to yourself.
This is Sassy Simone saying, have a nice day!:)
Wedding shows, wedding shows and MOAR wedding shows. It has more wedding shows than Food Network has cooking shows.
But there's one show on their wedding lineup that really bothers me to no end. It's Bridezillas.
All it's about are these Bride-to-Be's who act like the biggest self-centered jerks and throw temper tantrums.
Well, I'm going to fix this by making a very simple Handy Dandy Guide to Brideziillas and making it watchable, enjoyable and complaint-free.
Step 1: The Tittle
When you think of the tittle, you think of a big green lizard in a wedding dress. Well, it's a lie because, it's NOT a cool action show. Instead, all you see is a bunch of brides going nuts over stupid stuff that CAN BE REPAIRED! I think that the tittle should be "Horrible Brdes" instead of Bridezillas.
Step 2: Stop The Bride's Freakouts
Every time my mom watches the show, all I see is nothing but the bride FREAKING OUT over stuff such as their cake's not the right flavor or her husband isn't on time. In order to stop this annoying thing, I think that they should ask the brides to keep it together and take some aspirin.
Step 3: Make The Husbands Stand Up Against The Bride
Here's another thing that irks me about the show. The husbands never put their foot down and stand up against the bride. Instead, they act like their scared and just cringe when their brides act up. Well, here's something that they should do. MAN UP! Tell the bride that if she freaks out, you can just say goodbye to the beautiful marriage.
Step 4: Calm Down!
Like I said in step 2, the brides act like it's the end of the world if the flowers are ruined or the cake isn't the right flavor. Listen, I know that weddings are stressful, but to act up like a little kid is....well, not necessary. And also, this is TV. Imagine what the viewers would think of you if they saw you destroying your own flower bouquet like a 5-year-old. Remember: IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!
And if those 4 steps don't work, there's always...
Step 6: Just Cancel The Show!
I know that this is one of WEtv's most popular show on it's WE Go Bridal lineup, but come on! I don't mind looking at beauiful brides getting married, but what I don't want to see is some bride who's making their wedding miserable for everyone. Not to mention embarrassing themselves on National Television.
And that's my Handy Dandy Guide on making "Horrible Brides" watchable, enjoyable and complaint free.
If you like this, feel free to coment on it. If not, you can just keep it to yourself.
This is Sassy Simone saying, have a nice day!:)
